I was dealing with a stress overload by drinking coffee outside when a wasp landed on my eyelid. MY EYELID. Then chased me into my office.
Dear coworkers: BUILDING 218 HAS BEEN COMPROMISED. I am looking up the definition of “arson” to confirm next steps.
UPDATE: Okay, the wasp has either turned invisible or escaped the foyer. It may be outside, plotting its next attack. Or inside, watching me type this.
UPDATE #2: The wasp may have learned that fear is a more powerful weapon than its stinger.
UPDATE #3: I didn’t get a good look at him, but I think he had a knife.
UPDATE #4: I am researching property law but I am pretty sure my office building belongs to the wasp now. That is how things work in nature.
Do you like science? THEN HERE HAVE A CHARLES DARWIN SPACE DINOSAUR!
Oh God, I got really into this #RejectedPeanutsSpecials hashtag on my Twitter account and then this horrible thing happened.
I am too full to eat this pizza but I am going to eat it anyway. This is what is known as the human condition.
AW YISS! Rock, Paper, Cynic just won the Aurora Award for BEST GRAPHIC NOVEL from the Canadian Science Fiction and Fantasy Association! WOOHOO!
Note: That’s not actually me in the photo! That is my devilishly handsome friend James Stevenson accepting the award on my behalf!
Hey, if you like my bad jokes you might consider becoming a patron! Then I can make them ALL DAY EVERY DAY ONLY THE WORST JOKES! http://www.patreon.com/rockpapercynic
Hey Alberta! I’m going to be all up in your Edmonton Expo this weekend, drawing turtles n’ junk! Hall E, artist table F11. LET BATTLED BE JOINED!
When life burns down your house…
PS: You can totally get this comic as a big ol’ poster for your flammable deathtrap house!