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I was dealing with a stress overload by drinking coffee outside when a wasp landed on my eyelid. MY EYELID. Then chased me into my office.

Dear coworkers: BUILDING 218 HAS BEEN COMPROMISED. I am looking up the definition of “arson” to confirm next steps.

UPDATE: Okay, the wasp has either turned invisible or escaped the foyer. It may be outside, plotting its next attack. Or inside, watching me type this.

UPDATE #2: The wasp may have learned that fear is a more powerful weapon than its stinger.

UPDATE #3: I didn’t get a good look at him, but I think he had a knife.

UPDATE #4: I am researching property law but I am pretty sure my office building belongs to the wasp now. That is how things work in nature.

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